taggedbooty:

when the teacher calls on you thinking you dont know the answer but you get it rightimage

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officialunitedstates:

badminton?  why is the minton bad

the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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baconnnnnnn:

humansofnewyork:

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.

this dog has seen some shit

baconnnnnnn:

humansofnewyork:

His owner told me that according to a Native American myth, dogs with different colored eyes can see both heaven and earth.

this dog has seen some shit

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yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

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joeljaboi:

sirenknights:

only-ronnie:

i will never not reblog this

*sniffle*

Those who mind don’t matter, and those who matter don’t mind

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lendoro:

baddadsquad:

gentle-puffer-fish:

  • falling asleep on someone’s chest
  • wrapping your arms around each other
  • synching heartbeats and breathing slowly
  • falling asleep in big t-shirts and underwear
  • forehead kissies and murmured affections
  • naps
  • MONSTER TRUCKS

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wonderfulgiantsinthesky:

antiocial:

you should be expecting that.

Why the fuck would anyone be expecting that?

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religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it

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If you laugh at anything that I reblog, I applaud you, also, I would like to ask what the hell is wrong with your sense of humor...

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